DIRTY MIKE

SWAMI SPORTS (NBA SCORES AND TRADE DEADLINE TRADES, LOBOS VS CSU, NCAA HOOPS, COWBOYS FAN LOSES BET AND HAS TO NAME HIS KID AFTER A REDSKIN)

DUMBASS OF THE DAY (MAN GETS BUSTED WITH COLLANDER ON HIS HEAD, TURNS OUT HE'S A "PASTAFARIAN")

COLD HARD FACT (QUITTING SMOKING BEFORE YOU'RE 45 SAVES YEARS ON YOUR LIFE)

VAN TATE (KRQE NEWS 13) ON THE #16 LOBOS AGAINST THE #22 C.S.U. RAMS TOMORROW

DARREN WHITE ANSWERS THE QUESTION "IS BEING IN POSSESSION OF LARGE SUMS OF CASH IN PUBLIC AGAINST THE LAW", AND SWAMI HAS A THEORY ON THE PERFECT MURDER

SCHWARZENEGGER'S MEMOIRS "TOTAL RECALL" PART 4

DAISY FINDS THE D-CELL DELIVERY LEFTOVERS....AND LET'S SWAMI HAVE IT WITH ONE OF THEM

PAULY'S STOCK WATCH (PEPSI AND THEIR PRODUCTS)

DUKE CITY DARLINS "SINFUL SOLSTICE EVENT" INFORMATION