DIRTY MIKE

SWAMI SPORTS (JERRY BUSS DEAD AT 79, NEW LOBO A.P. RANKING, COLLEGE BASKETBALL)

DUMBASS OF THE DAY TWO-FER (WOMAN QUITS SMOKING...AT 102 YEARS OLD, AND TWO GUYS RUIN THEIR LOTTERY WINNINGS BLOWING UP THEIR HOUSE/METH LAB)

COLD HARD FACT (DOMESTIC CATS ARE KILLERS!!!)

VINCE (ON ACID) CALLS TO EXPLAIN THE METEOR PHENOMENON TO SKYLER