DIRTY MIKE

SWAMI SPORTS (AFTERMATH OF LOBOS LOSS TO UNLV, COLLEGE BASKETBALL LOSSES OVER THE WEEKEND, NBA SCORES, VIKINGS TRADE RUMORS?)

DUMBASS OF THE DAY TWO-FER (SEX OFFENDER GETS SHOT IN THE JUNK, GUY GETS BUSTED WITH CELL PHONE IN HIS RECTUM)

COLD HARD FACT (WHAT WALMART COSTS U.S. TAXPAYERS PER YEAR)

JOE CAMEL ON THE WHOLE MANTI TE'O THING

VAN TATE (KRQE NEWS 13) WITH THE WEEKEND SPORTS WRAP-UP