DIRTY MIKE

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DUMBASS OF THE DAY (DRUNK GUY HAS SEX WITH A SNOWMAN, GETS FROSTBITE ON HIS PENIS)

COLD HARD FACT (GROSSEST THINGS PASSENGERS HAVE DONE, ACCORDING TO FLIGHT ATTENDANTS)

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David Standridge and the Justice Legal Group (contact them at 855-245-LAWS)

Agent Sheckie Malibu is going to represent Skyler