DIRTY MIKE

SWAMI SPORTS (LOBOS VS. COLORADO ST., RATLIFF GETS A D.U.I., NBA SCORES)

DUMBASS OF THE DAY (3-FER: NAKED MAN RAVAGES A FLORIDA FAMILY'S HOME, TEENS INJURED TRYING TO RUN OVER A COYOTE, THIEF WRITES APOLOGY NOTE)

COLD HARD FACT (HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK AMERICANS "GET IT" ON AVERAGE)

SWAMI AND HIS WIFE ARE RECORDED AT CHILDBIRTH CLASS