DIRTY MIKE

SWAMI SPORTS (MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL, LOBO BASKETBALL AND LOBO FOOTBALL, NBA SEASON BEGINS)

DUMBASS OF THE DAY (LADY GETS DRUNK AT PF CHANG'S AND GOES ON A REPUBLICAN RANT BEFORE BEING CARTED OFF BY POLICE)

COLD HARD FACT (ALCOHOLICS ARE SMARTER THAN NON-ALCOHOLICS)

BYRON FREAKS OUT ON HURRICANE SANDY