DIRTY MIKE

SWAMI SPORTS (LAST DAY OF THE MLB SEASON AND ALL THE IMPLICATIONS, NFL INJURY UPDATE, LOBO FOOTBALL)

DUMBASS OF THE DAY (DUDE GETS CIRCUMCIZED AT 61, ENDS UP WITH FROST BITE ON HIS JUNK)

COLD HARD FACT (WHAT IS THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE YOU'VE SLEPT WITH BEFORE YOUR CURRENT WIFE/GIRLFRIEND THAT IS ACCEPTABLE IN SOCIETY?)

DAVE CHUCKLESON IS BACK IN BUSINESS AT THE BALLOON FIESTA, AND SO IS HANK